Call Me Princess ♕

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

(via huntandshout)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via fake-mermaid)

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via fake-mermaid)

“nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.”
— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

(via owlings)

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

(via anindependentstateofeyebrows)

kingofbastille:

kingofbastille:

my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings

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the spare

(Source: transposers, via best-text-posts)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(Source: tiorickyaoi, via fake-mermaid)

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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(via thedailylaughs)