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is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?



It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via anythingto-behappy)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via anythingto-behappy)

freakycreeps:

i find literally 0% of boys my age attractive.

(via kiikwii)

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

(via kiikwii)

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

(Source: fuks, via jizzie--mcguire)

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.

Parents: Ok, cool.

Me: Your luggage is outside

This ruined me

This ruined me

(Source: reddit.com, via myinternetlyfe)

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

ventusrex:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so important to me

sky puppies

(via tvd-arrow-jarley)

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

(via olitwist)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via olitwist)

maddennfl:

and the plot thickens…….

maddennfl:

and the plot thickens…….

(Source: besturlonhere, via olitwist)

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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(via olitwist)

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

(via fake-mermaid)